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Mar 1, 2014 2:25:24 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 2:25:24 GMT
I'm going to see if we can pull off a forum version of a party game I used to play with friends in college. The way the game works in real life is thus: A group of people sit in a circle, each with a sheet of paper. Each person writes a question of the Oracle at the top of their sheet of paper, then passes it clockwise. The next person answers their question, folds the piece of paper so the answer, but not the question, is visible, and passes it on. The next person must concoct a question that could be answered by the response they see - then they, too, fold it over so only their question is visible. Play continues until everyone gets their own sheet of paper back, then you read the first question and the final answer aloud to reveal the Oracle's message to you. (And then, generally, you read the whole chain of questions and answers aloud, because it's funny.) So here's how we're going to try to do this. I will ask a question, behind spoiler tags, and label it "POLI 1." The next player should read my question BUT NOT QUOTE IT and write an answer, behind spoiler tags, and label it "POLI 2." The next player should read ONLY their spoiler, not mine, and write a question to fit their answer, once again not quoting anything and putting their answer behind spoiler tags, and label it "POLI 3." At any point in this process, someone can add their own question, putting it behind separate spoiler tags and labeling it with their name. You can continue any thread of questions and answers but those labelled with your name, which you should not read. You should not read any spoilers earlier than the most recent one in a given player's question thread, and you should try to avoid posting in a given player's question thread twice. When a given thread of questions and answers reaches 20, I will pull them all out of their spoilers and reveal the (hopefully entertaining) results. I know that's kind of complicated, so here's an imaginary sample of what the thread might look like (assuming I didn't fuck up all these spoiler tags, which are being weird on me): POLI 1: What's the meaning of life? POLI 3: How many monkeys are in my pants right now? BOB 1: Why do fools fall in love? BOB 2: Because they tripped in a puddle of spooge. POLI 4: Just the one, but he's having a great time in there. BOB 3: Why are Bob and Cathy never going to an orgy again? The next player would read ONLY one or both of Deirdre's spoilers, and reply accordingly. Make sense?
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Mar 1, 2014 2:27:42 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 2:27:42 GMT
So, if you got that, here's how we begin: POLI 1: If I were a superhero, what would my powers be?
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Mar 1, 2014 21:39:36 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 21:39:36 GMT
so just to make sure I understand. Evens are always ANSWERS, and odds (except #1) are always a question that fits the previous answer?
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Mar 1, 2014 21:41:15 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 21:41:15 GMT
so just to make sure I understand. Evens are always ANSWERS, and odds (except #1) are always a question that fits the previous answer? Yep!
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Mar 1, 2014 21:42:57 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 21:42:57 GMT
OK then, let it begin: Poli 2: bullet proof boobs Neo Art 1: where is my stapler?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:15:49 GMT
Post by TSM on Mar 1, 2014 22:15:49 GMT
Okay, I think I get it. Sorry if I fucked up tho! Poli 3: What makes wonderbras wonderful? Neo Art 2: Somewhere far away, where no man shall ever find it.
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Mar 1, 2014 22:18:33 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 22:18:33 GMT
TSM: you can also pose your own question
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Mar 1, 2014 22:23:12 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 22:23:12 GMT
Neo Art 3: Where is the mystical lost planet of Boobulon V?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:25:28 GMT
Post by Choro on Mar 1, 2014 22:25:28 GMT
Poli 4 Magic Neo Art 4 In the Alpha Quadrant Chorozon 1 What happens when I push the red button?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:26:38 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 22:26:38 GMT
Heh, I beat you too, but I'll delete mine and rejoin NA's question thread somewhere down the line. Actually, nevermind, I see you caught that.
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Mar 1, 2014 22:28:04 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 22:28:04 GMT
Choronzon 2 zombie Karl Marx eats your brains
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Mar 1, 2014 22:30:46 GMT
Post by Sniffles on Mar 1, 2014 22:30:46 GMT
Choronzon 3 {Spoiler} Who has read his Manifesto? Sniffage 1 {Spoiler} How many angels fit on the head of a pin and are they happy in such close contact?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:31:39 GMT
Post by Sniffles on Mar 1, 2014 22:31:39 GMT
Also, huh, why does my spoiler show up differently to everyone else?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:32:35 GMT
Post by Choro on Mar 1, 2014 22:32:35 GMT
Sniffage 2 666, and they're pretty cramped
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Mar 1, 2014 22:32:35 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 22:32:35 GMT
Also, huh, why does my spoiler show up differently to everyone else? because you used {} instead of []. You can also provide additional lines to any of the threads, Poli's, or mine.
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Mar 1, 2014 22:34:13 GMT
Post by Sniffles on Mar 1, 2014 22:34:13 GMT
Also, huh, why does my spoiler show up differently to everyone else? because you used {} instead of []. You can also provide additional lines to any of the threads, Poli's, or mine.
edit: I deleted sniffage 2 since choronzon had one, I'll loop in later
Give me a minute here. Still trying to figure out whether I'm doing it right.
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Mar 1, 2014 22:34:58 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 22:34:58 GMT
sniffage 3 how many hundred dollar bills do I have in my pocket
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Mar 1, 2014 22:35:43 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 22:35:43 GMT
because you used {} instead of []. You can also provide additional lines to any of the threads, Poli's, or mine.
edit: I deleted sniffage 2 since choronzon had one, I'll loop in later
Give me a minute here. Still trying to figure out whether I'm doing it right. you are. Just find the highest number of any "name" and jump in, just once you enter someone's "line" you should probably stay out of it, unless it stalls later.
You shouldn't evern come back into yours.
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Mar 1, 2014 22:36:11 GMT
Post by Sniffles on Mar 1, 2014 22:36:11 GMT
Poli 5 Where does that come from?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:36:20 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 22:36:20 GMT
Sniffage 4: Trick question! They're all down my underpants.
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Mar 1, 2014 22:39:38 GMT
Post by Oviraptor on Mar 1, 2014 22:39:38 GMT
Sniffage 5 Why? Poli 6: Mars. Ovi 1 How long is a piece of string?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:40:05 GMT
Post by Sniffles on Mar 1, 2014 22:40:05 GMT
Neo Art 5 What is this obsession with the Greek alphabet?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:45:01 GMT
Post by Sniffles on Mar 1, 2014 22:45:01 GMT
Ovi 2 Depends on the units used to measure it
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Mar 1, 2014 22:46:19 GMT
Post by Dipshit on Mar 1, 2014 22:46:19 GMT
ovi 3 what do you think of my penis?
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Mar 1, 2014 22:49:37 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 22:49:37 GMT
Ovi 4: I like it so much that I want to have a copy to take with me everywhere!
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Mar 1, 2014 22:50:59 GMT
Post by Poli on Mar 1, 2014 22:50:59 GMT
Choro 4: All the cool kids, obviously.
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Mar 1, 2014 23:04:37 GMT
Post by Choro on Mar 1, 2014 23:04:37 GMT
Ovi 5 How do people feel about this rabid wolverine?
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Mar 1, 2014 23:06:21 GMT
Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Mar 1, 2014 23:06:21 GMT
Choro 5: {Spoiler} Who likes to eat noodles? TBD 1: {Spoiler} What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Mar 1, 2014 23:08:47 GMT
Post by Choro on Mar 1, 2014 23:08:47 GMT
TBD 2 Faster than a speeding bullet
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Mar 1, 2014 23:11:14 GMT
Post by Sniffles on Mar 1, 2014 23:11:14 GMT
TBD 3 What is the speed Neo uses to please his women?
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