Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Mar 16, 2014 20:20:39 GMT
Joined.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2014 21:09:04 GMT
disappeared NOT JOINED because he's a serious boner killer for Thafoo. So Div and Thafoo continued to make passionate love...
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Post by European Socialist Republic on Mar 16, 2014 21:13:22 GMT
when suddenly Berlusconi entered the bathroom...
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Post by United Dependencies on Mar 16, 2014 21:17:56 GMT
and then it was a party
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Post by European Socialist Republic on Mar 16, 2014 21:20:10 GMT
(a Bunga Bunga party to be precise)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2014 22:08:05 GMT
And then Berlusconi went to prison, because /that's where he should be./
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2014 22:13:33 GMT
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Mar 16, 2014 22:51:30 GMT
Eventually, DLN's shift was up and she left.
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KITTY KITTY KITTY
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Post by KITTY KITTY KITTY on Mar 17, 2014 1:03:50 GMT
and he was Putin it in the wrong places so they kicked him out.
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Post by MeritocraticFox on Mar 17, 2014 4:09:16 GMT
And he sailed in the air towards Moscow.
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KITTY KITTY KITTY
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Post by KITTY KITTY KITTY on Mar 17, 2014 14:21:33 GMT
Div had been told that the doctors in Moscow were the best.
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Mar 17, 2014 14:28:23 GMT
So he stole Putin's leg hair and used it to fly to Moscow.
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Post by Div on Mar 17, 2014 17:47:31 GMT
Bye all
- Love, Div
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Mar 17, 2014 18:14:13 GMT
Since when are guests allowed to post?
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Post by Poli on Mar 17, 2014 18:15:53 GMT
Since when are guests allowed to post? Guests can access this forum, mod/tech, and (obviously) the guest forum. They don't have avatars or postcounts or PM boxes. |
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Post by Dipshit on Mar 17, 2014 18:16:10 GMT
Since when are guests allowed to post? games subforum does allow guests to post in it, that was a thing poli and I decided on the onset. Although with the "robin" subcategory, it may not be necessary. |
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Post by Poli on Mar 17, 2014 18:22:19 GMT
Since when are guests allowed to post? games subforum does allow guests to post in it, that was a thing poli and I decided on the onset. Although with the "robin" subcategory, it may not be necessary. The main reason I left "Games" publicly viewable was so guests could see SOMETHING of the culture here when deciding if they want to apply, while simultaneously protecting any information likely to be private. I'm opening to revisiting that decision if people feel strongly about it, although such a discussion should be taken to mod/tech. |
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Roco
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Post by Roco on Mar 18, 2014 0:37:03 GMT
So he stole Putin's leg hair and used it to fly to Moscow. Once in Moscow, Div scheduled a prostate exam. |
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Post by Rusalka on Mar 19, 2014 4:07:47 GMT
He would see Dr. Yaytsavich, an expert in the field, who...
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SaintB
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Post by SaintB on Mar 23, 2014 13:57:34 GMT
He would see Dr. Yaytsavich, an expert in the field, who... was making his rounds and running a little behind because most of his patients were quite anal. |
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Aug 13, 2014 17:23:09 GMT
bumped the thread, before...
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Hladhug
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Post by Hladhug on Aug 26, 2014 23:20:56 GMT
Div finally made his way to the doctor's office before noticing that the car he was driving wasn't his, and that all his previous posts were messed up as hell.
'I can't go to the doctor drunk like this.' Div thought, taking a swig of his least favorite booze.
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Aug 26, 2014 23:30:35 GMT
He then proceeded to violently absorb the booze through his skin cells.
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Hladhug
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Post by Hladhug on Aug 26, 2014 23:43:00 GMT
He then proceeded to violently absorb the booze through his skin cells. Violent as the key word, the atoms fuzed with his own, causing massive internal mutation, creating the powers in his cells which allowed him to transmute water into wine, duplicate fish and bread, and walk over liquids other than lava and other molten metals and such. |
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Aug 26, 2014 23:50:41 GMT
And, of course, he used those powers to simply teleport into the doctor's office.
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Hladhug
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Post by Hladhug on Aug 26, 2014 23:53:21 GMT
And, of course, he used those powers to simply teleport into the doctor's office. But he really didn't teleport, because only god is allowed to do that, and he walked up to the doctors office, drunk as fudgebuckets and raving about the new testemant |
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Aug 27, 2014 0:00:08 GMT
But it felt like he teleported, because he was so drunk he forgot actually walking into the office.
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Post by Grenartia on Aug 29, 2014 2:57:30 GMT
But it felt like he teleported, because he was so drunk he forgot actually walking into the office. Also, he was really, really stoned. Like, fucking baked, man. |
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Gamerdog
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Post by Gamerdog on Aug 29, 2014 11:09:43 GMT
I was so baked he started to turn into bread.
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