Gritty Reboot

Revised Title:
Not So Happy Days
An idyllic young town is upset by the arrival of a dark figure, known only as "The Fonz". Brother Chuck disappears mysteriously and The Fonz grows in power over the town.

Next One:
Singing in the Rain

Toy Story
Buzz and Woody are two sex toys trying to escape from the world of toy sex slavery. To get their freedom they cut a deal with the shady pimp Mr. Potato Head but the deal goes South and his two goons Slinky Dog and Rex are hot on their trails. Can Buzz and Woody escape from the clutches of the sex traffickers?

Next up: Mork and Mindy

It was terrible, I know....

The Mysterious Mr. Bean

A conspiracy thriller, in which an underappreciated junior Intelligence Agency analyst discovers that a range of seemingly unrelated 'accidents' appear to be linked by the presence of a single unidentified individual.

Forced to go behind the backs of seemingly apathetic agency bosses to track down this mysterious individual, our protagonist discovers an elaborate false identity and has to resolve how the individual appears to have appeared out of nowhere, almost twenty-five years ago, but as if they had just fallen out of the sky.

Things start to get really dicey for the analyst when the mysterious individual sparks off a chain of events that results in the assignment of a Reliant Regal from the agency motorpool.


Next: The Neverending Story

The Fantasia Killer
A beat cop by the name of Dalton Brooks is an ordinary family man. He was a loving wife, a son and a daughter, and a wonderful life working the streets. That is, until he finds his family brutally murdered by the Fantasia Killer, a man who tortures his victims through psychological horrors of short, animated clips depicting said killer's other victims murdered in different manners, whether through putting them in a burning car or hanging them from a tree, before killing his next victims himself in a new creative fashion.

Will Dalton exact revenge?

Next: The Truman Show

I Love Lucy
A deranged widower loses his wife of twenty years, Lucy. Crushed with grief, he plans to kill himself until he sees Lucy through a window. He chases after her and kidnaps her, but it is revealed that it is not Lucy and the man has gone insane with grief. The new "Lucy" tries to escape before her deranged captor can harm her.

Next Up: Pretty in Pink

Pretty in Pink

In this modern reimagining of the Brat Pack classic Andie is just a High School Senior from the wrong side of the tracks who's mother dies of Breast Cancer. Because he feels sorry for her the most popular and richest kid in school, Blane, asks her out on a date and when she accepts she finds herself being mercilessly taunted by Blane's peers. Her best friend Duckie who is secretly in love with her thinks that Blane is secretly encouraging the bullying and crashes Andie's date to start a fight with Blane. The fight serves as a catylist for a class conflict in the high school which becomes so bad it causes the school administrators to threaten to cancel the prom.
All Andie wants to do is wear a pink dress in honor of her mother at the prom but now she has to pick between Duckie and Blane, between rich, and poor... Can she end the conflict in time to save the Prom so that she can be Pretty in Pink?
Featuring Molly Ringwald somehow.

Next Up:
Snow White  Already been done...
Sleeping Beauty *Sigh*
Alice in Wonderland Damnit Disney!
Mister Ed

No, that's Tuesday.

I mean... no, that's silly.

Oscar was a once-respected journalist who's fallen on hard times and is now temporarily relocated in a trash can. Thanks to his "occasional" imbibing of alcohol, he begins to suspect that his friend, Big Bird, has had his skin removed and replaced with an impostor. He talks to Elmo about it, but Elmo, who has secrets of his own, says that Oscar is crazy and attempts to have him involuntarily commmitted. People begin disappearing near the home of the Count, Snuffleupagus develops an eating disorder, and the police seem to be more concerned with the number of people missing rather than investigating the disappearances. When Oscar is finally committed, he begins to realize that the truth is worse than his worst imaginations.

Next: Gumby.

Oh, that's EASY.

A wealthy rancher marries young woman after young woman - each marriage conveniently lasting long enough to produce a son before each wife disappears under mysterious circumstances to be replaced by the next. Meanwhile, his sons are growing up fiercely loyal to their powerful father...and fiercely violent to any who might oppose him.

Tonight, Virginia City will burn.

BONANZA.


Next: Blue's Clues.

Shere Khan has been terrorizing the jungle, leading Baloo the bear to take a drastic step - kidnapping a young boy and hiding him with wolves in hopes that it would fulfill a prophecy made by the great orangutan seer, King Louie. The prophecy declared that a boy taken from man and made a child of the jungle would some day destroy not only Shere Khan but forever save the jungle from the threat of tigers. Unfortunately, Baloo was ambushed by Shere Khan some time after, and only a timely intervention by Bagheera the panther saved him. 

Fifteen years later, Mowgli found his way out of the jungle and back into human lands. After long years of reintegration he came to lead a great forestry company - fulfilling the prophecy of King Louie that he would end the menace of Shere Khan. Alas, he did so by turning the trees of the jungle into furniture and luxury cabinets.



Up next: Ghostbusters

Next up:
My Neighbor Totoro

The young protagonist struggles with PTSD and delusions after watching his mother torn apart by a tyrannosaurus rex. Starving, he watches his kin suffer and die from famine. He is forced to flee his home as an externally displaced citizen, and struggles against racism in his new communities. Haunted by the ghost of his mother, he can find no solace until he sees the death of her murderer. The task is impossible; however Littlefoot is unable to cope with their failure to complete it, and instead falls into a dreamlike alternative reality where they were successful and found their way into a heavenly new home, safe and full of food, imagining his friend's screams of terror as shrieks of joy. For the final moments of his life, he is truly happy for the first time since seeing his mother die.

Next: Shrek