SaintB
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Will die in his sleep on August 6th 2075 at 3:09am. 8/6/75 3:09
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Post by SaintB on Feb 13, 2014 21:53:23 GMT
Basically we try to outdo each other as we brag about how pretend rich we are. At the end of a week I'll pick the best and the winner can change the category and pick the next winner.
I'm SO Rich, that I have a small yacht in the swimming pool of my much bigger yacht!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2014 21:55:46 GMT
I'm SO rich that my dog has a car elevator.
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SCIENCE
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Baaaad to the bone!
Heaven is other people.
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Post by SCIENCE on Feb 13, 2014 22:12:40 GMT
I'm SO rich that I spend more than the American Government.
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Dipshit
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Scum
I am a lying, cheating, married asshole
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Post by Dipshit on Feb 13, 2014 22:55:15 GMT
I'm so rich that for Valentine's my girlfriend and I are spending a week in a 4 star hotel with reservations at a gourmet restaurant for Valentine's day dinner. oh wait. That one's true  |
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SaintB
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Is very sensative
Will die in his sleep on August 6th 2075 at 3:09am. 8/6/75 3:09
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Post by SaintB on Feb 13, 2014 23:06:48 GMT
I'm so rich that for Valentine's my girlfriend and I are spending a week in a 4 star hotel with reservations at a gourmet restaurant for Valentine's day dinner. oh wait. That one's true I'm trying to get reservations but it won't be at no 4 star accommodation. |
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Choro
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Book Pimp
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Post by Choro on Feb 14, 2014 1:05:26 GMT
I'm so rich that for Valentine's my girlfriend and I are spending a week in a 4 star hotel with reservations at a gourmet restaurant for Valentine's day dinner. oh wait. That one's true I read the title of this thread and predicted this immediately. |
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Post by United Dependencies on Feb 14, 2014 5:20:58 GMT
I'm so rich that for Valentine's my girlfriend and I are spending a week in a 4 star hotel with reservations at a gourmet restaurant for Valentine's day dinner. oh wait. That one's true I read the title of this thread and predicted this immediately. I'm so rich I had someone predict it for me. |
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That Caninope Guy
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Token Future Communist
print "Python is the greatest because all I have to do is use the print command to do this"
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Post by That Caninope Guy on Feb 14, 2014 5:37:03 GMT
I'm so rich that for Valentine's my girlfriend and I are spending a week in a 4 star hotel with reservations at a gourmet restaurant for Valentine's day dinner. oh wait. That one's true Fucking Ivy League elite. EDIT: To keep this on topic, I'm so rich that I don't need humor. |
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SaintB
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Is very sensative
Will die in his sleep on August 6th 2075 at 3:09am. 8/6/75 3:09
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Post by SaintB on Feb 14, 2014 21:25:54 GMT
I'm SO rich that my personal assistant has a personal assistant for her personal assistant.
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Post by United Dependencies on Feb 14, 2014 23:10:27 GMT
I'm so rich that I bought a bunch of weapons and trained myself in their use, built a cool crime fighting headquarters, and purchased a bunch of super fast vehicles so that I could create an alter-ego with which to fight crime. {Spoiler}  |
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SaintB
2000+
Is very sensative
Will die in his sleep on August 6th 2075 at 3:09am. 8/6/75 3:09
Posts: 2,359
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Post by SaintB on Feb 21, 2014 0:32:41 GMT
I read the title of this thread and predicted this immediately. I'm so rich I had someone predict it for me. UD wins this round. |
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Post by United Dependencies on Feb 21, 2014 1:40:49 GMT
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Post by Umbra Ac Silentium on Feb 21, 2014 2:35:26 GMT
I'm so rich I spend the entire GDP of a small African country on rubber-bands for my money.
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Post by The Cat-Tribe on Feb 21, 2014 3:16:36 GMT
I'm so rich that my younger (and poorer) cat has Neo Art on retainer in case her first 10 lawyers are busy and she needs a driver to take her to a good law firm.
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KITTY KITTY KITTY
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Special Snowflake
Scratch that, I never wanted to get married.
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Post by KITTY KITTY KITTY on Feb 21, 2014 17:34:23 GMT
I'm not rich yet but if I kidnap Neo Art and extort money I could be.
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Feb 24, 2014 5:58:40 GMT
I'm so rich that I don't talk about how rich I am.
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SCIENCE
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Baaaad to the bone!
Heaven is other people.
Posts: 5,744
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Post by SCIENCE on Feb 24, 2014 6:54:11 GMT
I'm so rich that I don't talk about how rich I am. Except that you just did. |
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panicberry
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Phantom of the Opera
God save the Berry!
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Post by panicberry on Feb 24, 2014 16:07:17 GMT
I'm so rich I vote Republican.  |
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Feb 24, 2014 21:25:37 GMT
I'm so rich that I don't talk about how rich I am. Except that you just did. Not really. I didn't give any real indication of wealth. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 22:38:19 GMT
I'm so rich I kept this thread going by throwing gold bricks at it.
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Post by Len Hyet on Feb 25, 2014 23:44:34 GMT
1) Hey SaintB, long time no see
2) I'm so rich that I climbed the beanstalk to bitch slap the golden goose for depreciating the value of gold.
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Grenartia
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Colonial
Rogue Elephant Centaur
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 26, 2014 1:06:55 GMT
I'm so rich I can afford to wipe my ass with the fabric of spacetime.
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Post by Euroslavia on Feb 26, 2014 2:03:50 GMT
I'm so rich that I refuse to purchase generic versions of drugs.
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Grenartia
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 26, 2014 4:36:31 GMT
I'm so rich that I can afford to buy drugs by the metric ton and flush them down the toilet, and not miss a single penny.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2014 4:49:00 GMT
I'm so rich that my wine cellar alone is worth more than Peru.
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Grenartia
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Rogue Elephant Centaur
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 26, 2014 4:52:15 GMT
I'm so rich that OMFGWTFBBQ I love cocaine!!!!!!!!!!!elven1
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TSM
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Post by TSM on Feb 26, 2014 5:12:22 GMT
Cocaine is seriously really fucking expensive.
60 for a vial no thanks.
I'm so rich I just swim in pools of pills of Molly instead.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2014 5:15:07 GMT
I'm so rich that I say no to drugs, kids.
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Grenartia
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Rogue Elephant Centaur
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 26, 2014 5:19:24 GMT
Cocaine is seriously really fucking expensive. 60 for a vial no thanks. I'm so rich I just swim in pools of pills of Molly instead. I'm so rich I have a massive mountain of coke that makes Tony Montana's look like a small anthill, which I snort off of the asses of royals (I'm so rich I can afford to make them my personal callgirls), using billion dollar bills (which I burn after each use). |
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Post by Len Hyet on Feb 26, 2014 17:07:42 GMT
Cocaine is seriously really fucking expensive. 60 for a vial no thanks. I'm so rich I just swim in pools of pills of Molly instead. I'm so rich I have a massive mountain of coke that makes Tony Montana's look like a small anthill, which I snort off of the asses of royals (I'm so rich I can afford to make them my personal callgirls), using billion dollar bills (which I burn after each use). Hah! Billion dollar bills aren't printed by the US Mint, thus proving that you're lying! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Bitch, I'm so rich I burn logs of hundred dollar bills in the fireplace to warm myself on cool nights! |
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