Grenartia
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 26, 2014 17:37:07 GMT
I'm so rich I have a massive mountain of coke that makes Tony Montana's look like a small anthill, which I snort off of the asses of royals (I'm so rich I can afford to make them my personal callgirls), using billion dollar bills (which I burn after each use). Hah! Billion dollar bills aren't printed by the US Mint, thus proving that you're lying! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Bitch, I'm so rich I burn logs of hundred dollar bills in the fireplace to warm myself on cool nights! Either that, or inflation where you live is so bad that its cheaper to burn money than buy fuel for your fireplace. |
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Post by The Cat-Tribe on Feb 26, 2014 17:51:36 GMT
I'm SO rich I have a small-ish nation of "workers" who are "compensated" for deleting all references to my wealth from the internet. And to deleting all references to themselves from everywhere.
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Post by Len Hyet on Feb 26, 2014 18:20:10 GMT
Hah! Billion dollar bills aren't printed by the US Mint, thus proving that you're lying! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Bitch, I'm so rich I burn logs of hundred dollar bills in the fireplace to warm myself on cool nights! Either that, or inflation where you live is so bad that its cheaper to burn money than buy fuel for your fireplace. Nup I'm just so rich that I bought out Mr. Burns, took his power plant, and sold his servant to amuse myself. |
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SCIENCE
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Baaaad to the bone!
Heaven is other people.
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Post by SCIENCE on Feb 26, 2014 18:41:47 GMT
I'm so rich I have a massive mountain of coke that makes Tony Montana's look like a small anthill, which I snort off of the asses of royals (I'm so rich I can afford to make them my personal callgirls), using billion dollar bills (which I burn after each use). Hah! Billion dollar bills aren't printed by the US Mint, thus proving that you're lying! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Bitch, I'm so rich I burn logs of hundred dollar bills in the fireplace to warm myself on cool nights! I'm so rich that I just moved to a warm country so that I don't have to burn logs anymore. |
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Grenartia
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 26, 2014 19:19:12 GMT
Hah! Billion dollar bills aren't printed by the US Mint, thus proving that you're lying! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Bitch, I'm so rich I burn logs of hundred dollar bills in the fireplace to warm myself on cool nights! I'm so rich that I just moved to a warm country so that I don't have to burn logs anymore. I'm so rich, I bought the entirety of existence. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2014 20:52:10 GMT
I'm so rich, existence is in my phone book. We golf on Wednesdays.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2014 23:54:11 GMT
I bought the entirety of the Lower Downtown subsection of Denver hookers.
Trust me, they're expensive.
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Post by Euroslavia on Feb 27, 2014 3:41:09 GMT
I'm so rich that I get up in full drag, just to be able to re-inact the scene in my profile picture.
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Post by Poli on Feb 27, 2014 3:44:00 GMT
I'm so rich that I get up in full drag, just to be able to re-inact the scene in my profile picture. ...now I want to see this.  |
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Post by daistallia on Feb 27, 2014 4:41:18 GMT
I'm so rich that I can afford to buy all of Iowa's farm land and the equipment needed to farm it. (Now that's serious money! )
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Gamerdog
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Benomia/Bezombia from NS
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Post by Gamerdog on Feb 28, 2014 1:54:25 GMT
I'm so rich that I imported a Skyline.
#savethe0.0001%
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Post by United Dependencies on Feb 28, 2014 4:33:35 GMT
Bitch, I'm so rich I burn logs of hundred dollar bills in the fireplace to warm myself on cool nights! I'm so rich that I burn logs made of US $100 bills on warm nights. |
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Post by Len Hyet on Feb 28, 2014 22:14:11 GMT
Bitch, I'm so rich I burn logs of hundred dollar bills in the fireplace to warm myself on cool nights! I'm so rich that I burn logs made of US $100 bills on warm nights. I'm so rich I burn logs made of US $100,000 dollar bills, as only printed between 1934 and 1935 and currently valued at $1,720,277.24 when adjusted for inflation, not accounting for their historic value |
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Grenartia
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 28, 2014 23:02:24 GMT
I'm so rich that I burn logs made of US $100 bills on warm nights. I'm so rich I burn logs made of US $100,000 dollar bills, as only printed between 1934 and 1935 and currently valued at $1,720,277.24 when adjusted for inflation, not accounting for their historic valueI'm so rich, I use Julius Caesar's skull for a sex toy. |
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Post by Len Hyet on Feb 28, 2014 23:06:27 GMT
I'm so rich I burn logs made of US $100,000 dollar bills, as only printed between 1934 and 1935 and currently valued at $1,720,277.24 when adjusted for inflation, not accounting for their historic valueI'm so rich, I use Julius Caesar's skull for a sex toy. That sounds painful I prefer Steve Jobs' |
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Grenartia
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Post by Grenartia on Feb 28, 2014 23:08:18 GMT
I'm so rich, I use Julius Caesar's skull for a sex toy. That sounds painful I prefer Steve Jobs' But Steve Jobs' doesn't have the historical value. And he has living relatives who could sue and take all your money. You gotta think about these things, Len. |
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Post by Len Hyet on Mar 1, 2014 0:10:06 GMT
That sounds painful I prefer Steve Jobs' But Steve Jobs' doesn't have the historical value. And he has living relatives who could sue and take all your money. You gotta think about these things, Len. You're assuming that he didn't give it to me for that express purpose in his will after I gave him enough money to keep Apple afloat. Which is why I'm so rich. Steve Jobs' Money, all of it, is actually my money. And then there are some other celebrities who have had shall we say... difficulties. |
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Post by desperatemarlas on Mar 2, 2014 2:56:24 GMT
I'm so rich that the 1% makes whiny youtube videos about how much better off I am than they are.
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TSM
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Post by TSM on Mar 2, 2014 10:04:03 GMT
this isn't OT but @dm :  |
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Post by desperatemarlas on Mar 2, 2014 16:38:26 GMT
this isn't OT but @dm : hah!  |
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Hurdegaryp
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Hell Is Where The Heart Is
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Post by Hurdegaryp on Mar 2, 2014 22:15:23 GMT
I am so rich that I am not building a city like all those other mundane billionaires, I'm currently building an improved copy of the Earth on the other side of the sun.
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Post by Rusalka on Mar 3, 2014 0:40:14 GMT
I'm so rich that I'm buying Hurd out and plan to build another solar system.
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SaintB
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Is very sensative
Will die in his sleep on August 6th 2075 at 3:09am. 8/6/75 3:09
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Post by SaintB on Mar 6, 2014 1:18:42 GMT
I'm so rich I fill my bathtub with Perrier.
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Grenartia
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Post by Grenartia on Mar 6, 2014 2:29:15 GMT
I'm so rich, I bathe in goldschlager, then pay hobos $1000 an ounce to drink it.
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Post by socialdemokraterne on Mar 6, 2014 9:03:08 GMT
I, Elgala, am so rich that I recently commissioned a statue of myself made out of every element on the periodic table.
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Grenartia
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Post by Grenartia on Mar 6, 2014 15:30:15 GMT
I, Elgala, am so rich that I recently commissioned a statue of myself made out of every element on the periodic table. Psh. Call me when you've commissioned entire planets made of every known isotope of every element. |
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Hurdegaryp
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Post by Hurdegaryp on Mar 10, 2014 19:37:32 GMT
I'm so rich that I'm buying Hurd out and plan to build another solar system. And I am so obscenely rich that I have lulled Vareiln into a false sense of security thanks to that buy-out, so that I can entertain myself by planning a hostile takeover of Vareiln's work after that solar system has been constructed. Of course I could build my own solar system, but it's more fun this way! |
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SaintB
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Will die in his sleep on August 6th 2075 at 3:09am. 8/6/75 3:09
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Post by SaintB on Mar 10, 2014 21:53:03 GMT
I'm so rich that Donald Trump borrows money from me.
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Shaggai
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If you find the Shining Trapezohedron, please look into it.
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Post by Shaggai on Mar 19, 2014 0:02:11 GMT
I'm so rich that I've built entire universes filled with statues of myself, made out of every known isotope. And Donald Trump borrows money from those statues.
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That Caninope Guy
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Token Future Communist
print "Python is the greatest because all I have to do is use the print command to do this"
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Post by That Caninope Guy on Mar 22, 2014 3:14:11 GMT
I'm so rich that my very existence serves to stabilize the confidence of the world financial system.
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