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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Oct 6, 2013 8:54:26 GMT
You can see on the 2nd post in the thread. I vote Sniffage, as he's clearly mafia since he voted me.
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Post by Dipshit on Oct 6, 2013 19:45:14 GMT
I realize my call to vote may have been lost in the death scene. Votes extended untik 8:00 est monday.
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Post by Sniffles on Oct 6, 2013 19:48:02 GMT
You can see on the 2nd post in the thread. I vote Sniffage, as he's clearly mafia since he voted me. Hey, I'm not the one with an alter ego around here Goddess.....
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Post by Indigo on Oct 6, 2013 19:54:45 GMT
Last chance fleshies. If you fuck up, you're screwed. Good luck.
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Post by muravyets on Oct 6, 2013 20:54:35 GMT
You can see on the 2nd post in the thread. I vote Sniffage, as he's clearly mafia since he voted me. Thanks. I vote you because I can't vote Neo for making me go all the way back to post 2 for the scorecard without even putting a link to it in the death scene post. *glares at Neo while I kill the messenger* I vote BeautifulDarkness.
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Oct 6, 2013 21:05:35 GMT
You can see on the 2nd post in the thread. I vote Sniffage, as he's clearly mafia since he voted me. Hey, I'm not the one with an alter ego around here Goddess..... "Goddess" is not an alter ego, it's who I am. (And I love that you're calling me that too now ) You can see on the 2nd post in the thread. I vote Sniffage, as he's clearly mafia since he voted me. Thanks. I vote you because I can't vote Neo for making me go all the way back to post 2 for the scorecard without even putting a link to it in the death scene post. *glares at Neo while I kill the messenger* I vote BeautifulDarkness. Hey hey, wait on! If anyone should be responsible for NA's doings, it's Poli! Changing my vote to Poli.
desperatemarlas Help me out here before they kill me. >.>
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Post by muravyets on Oct 6, 2013 21:20:07 GMT
Hey, I'm not the one with an alter ego around here Goddess..... "Goddess" is not an alter ego, it's who I am. (And I love that you're calling me that too now ) Thanks. I vote you because I can't vote Neo for making me go all the way back to post 2 for the scorecard without even putting a link to it in the death scene post. *glares at Neo while I kill the messenger* I vote BeautifulDarkness. Hey hey, wait on! If anyone should be responsible for NA's doings, it's Poli! Changing my vote to Poli.
desperatemarlas Help me out here before they kill me. >.> Hm. What you say makes sense. *considers but does not change vote yet*
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Post by desperatemarlas on Oct 6, 2013 23:17:34 GMT
I live!! *runs in mad circles; screaming*
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Post by desperatemarlas on Oct 6, 2013 23:20:33 GMT
Hey, I'm not the one with an alter ego around here Goddess..... "Goddess" is not an alter ego, it's who I am. (And I love that you're calling me that too now ) Thanks. I vote you because I can't vote Neo for making me go all the way back to post 2 for the scorecard without even putting a link to it in the death scene post. *glares at Neo while I kill the messenger* I vote BeautifulDarkness. Hey hey, wait on! If anyone should be responsible for NA's doings, it's Poli! Changing my vote to Poli.
desperatemarlas Help me out here before they kill me. >.> *runs in mad circles around TBD* Is this helping?!
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Oct 6, 2013 23:21:36 GMT
"Goddess" is not an alter ego, it's who I am. (And I love that you're calling me that too now ) Hey hey, wait on! If anyone should be responsible for NA's doings, it's Poli! Changing my vote to Poli.
desperatemarlas Help me out here before they kill me. >.> *runs in mad circles around TBD* Is this helping?! *giggle* It's certainly helping my mood. Help me vote out the ebil Mafia Poli?
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Post by TSM on Oct 6, 2013 23:24:49 GMT
Imma go with TBD, sorry!
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Oct 6, 2013 23:31:20 GMT
No problem, either you want to lose the game or you're mafia though...
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Post by United Dependencies on Oct 7, 2013 3:38:15 GMT
I vote TBD
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Oct 7, 2013 3:42:45 GMT
Jumping on the TBD bandwagon? Fine, don't say I didn't warn you when we lose this game.
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Post by לשנה הבאה בפולי on Oct 7, 2013 7:17:18 GMT
I vote sniffage
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Post by Sniffles on Oct 7, 2013 22:30:29 GMT
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Oct 7, 2013 22:34:35 GMT
Doesn't matter. They're going to kill me and the game will be over anyway.
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Post by לשנה הבאה בפולי on Oct 8, 2013 6:00:38 GMT
Whoever smelt it dealt it
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Post by therichport on Oct 8, 2013 23:22:15 GMT
Soo... Did I miss the deadline?
I think I voted for DogDoo7 in advance.
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Post by Dipshit on Oct 12, 2013 17:31:54 GMT
OK GUYS, BRAINOTRON 3000 HAS HAD A REALLY LONG WEEK BUT LET’S GET ON WITH IT.
Once again, the giant claw descends from the ceiling, like one of those carnival games where you have to try and pick up a stuffed seal, grabs The Beautiful Darkness, and hurls her into the pit of AOL CDs.
SHE’S NOT GETTING UP AGAIN!
“No. No, probably not.”
“YOU REMEMBER THAT SONG? I GET KNOCKED DOWN, THEN I GET UP AGAIN?”
“We got it.”
“BUT NOT HER! BECAUSE SHE’S DEAD!”
“Yes, she was Chumbawumba, we got it.”
“OK, COME BACK IN 24 HOURS.”
“I do not think so, computer." Poli, suddenly adopting an eastern European accent, steps forth.
“You!” a few voices gasp.
“Da, I!” Poli replies. “For several days, you have been asking: Who is Russian Sex Kitten? This is Russian Sex Kitten speaking. I am the woman who loves her life. I am the woman who does not sacrifice her love or her values. I am the woman who-” United Dependencies coughs quietly, and Poli wheels on him.
“Yes, Douche?”
“Er...no offense, boss, but are you going to do the whole seventy pages?”
Poli glares. “It's a very good speech!”
“Of course, boss,” TSM says, placatingly. “Not staggeringly boring at ALL. It's just, I've got a lot of nurples to purple...”
Desperate Measures joins in. “And my fur could really use a good shampooing after all these days in this moldy cave...”
Poli sighs. “Fine, fine. Let's get on with it then. Computer! Using the power of rational self interest, it is apparent to me that there are five of us, and only four of them.”
The room once again, turns blue.
“...vat a fucking moron.”
“YES, YOU ARE CORRECT, THE GUILD OF EVIL NOW OUTNUMBERS THE AMICABLE AQUAINTANCES. WHAT ABOUT IT?”
“So, since my minions are apparently in a hurry, let us not waste time. Kill the cupcake.”
Four others nod in agreement, and the mechanical claw grabs Dubsy and throws her to her fate.
“We will not stand for this, villain!” Captain Mediocre, under the guise of mild-mannered Dogdoo7, leaps forward. “This ends now.”
“Da, agreed.” Poli smiles wickedly. “Take off his limbs.”
Sniffage leaps forward, and in one bold move, twists Captain Mediocre’s arms clean off his shoulders. As his body slumps to the floor, the Guild of Evil, outnumbering the good guys five to two, circle Muravyets and TheRichPort, who had respectively been wearing a stethoscope and a flannel shirt this whole time, which really should have clued you guys in.
After a moment of screams, nurples being purpled, limbs delimbified, bears dropped, and just really, truly shitty behavior by a human being, like, really awful, the Guild of Evil stands triumphant, as the last of the Amicable Acquaintances are defeated.
“AND SO THIS ENDS!” A door appears in the cave wall, opening onto an elevator to carry the triumphant evildoers away from the supercomputer’s lair.
“Rational self interest triumphs again! Evil shall always triumph, because good...is dumb!” Russian Sex Kitten gloats as the elevator carries her and her nefarious compatriots to the surface. But as they step out into the sunlight, a collective gasp comes from the Guild of Evil, as before them stand the Amicable Acquaintances, all fully intact and their nurples unpurpled.
“No, this cannot be. You are all dead!”
“Really? We’re superheroes. We only stay dead for like...5 minutes. Frankly, I’m sorta surprised it took this long.”
“But...the computer?”
“Seriously? It was some crazy fucker in a Batman costume with a microphone. How’d you not notice?”
“Curse you, Amicable Acquaintances! Guild of Evil, retreat, self interestedly! We will be back!”
And thus the cycle continues. Thank you all for playing. The Mafia has won. I have updated the front page to reflect the individual role of the players.
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Post by Poli on Oct 12, 2013 17:34:16 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2013 17:39:47 GMT
I had guessed three out of five. Not bad.
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Post by TSM on Oct 12, 2013 17:41:33 GMT
Aha, success!
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Post by United Dependencies on Oct 13, 2013 3:03:47 GMT
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Post by desperatemarlas on Oct 13, 2013 17:15:23 GMT
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