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Post by Dipshit on Sept 19, 2013 14:14:51 GMT
As lone figure strolled down the cavernous hallways, whisteling a tune as he listened along.
“Hey, watcha got there?” a lone figure stepped from the shadows “bet that’s an ipod, huh?”
“n….no, no, it’s um..it’s a zune. Really”
“oh, sure. What ya got playing? Some band I never heard of, I bet.”
“no..it’s…it’s Miley Cyrus, I swear.”
“Miley Cyrus huh? You must really love bland pop culture, don’t you?”
“yeah..I…I sure do, that’s me alright. I love me some pop culture, totally non ironically….”
“Really? Now I don’t think that’s true. I bet you HATE pop music.”
“No, really, it’s true, I…love pop music.” He swallowed, trying to keep the bile from rising in his throat at the words.
“Oh? Tell me, how do you feel about the current state of the economy?”
“I…um….”
“oh, what’s that? Don’t have any actual views about important contemporary topics huh? Don’t really have anything worthwhile to add to the overall discourse about relevant issues in the geopolitical process? Not exactly clued in to the real plight of the working class?”
“no, that’s not it, we’ve just been, you know, trapped in this cave and all..”
“for three days. You seem pretty detached. Almost…ironically detached.”
“no, it’s..it’s not true.
“oh, really? Well, care for a drink?” The figure reached into a pocket and pulled something out. A can. It was labeled “Pabst Blue Ribbon”.
“no, I…I don’t drink.” He began to tremble
“oh, good, more for me” The can cracked open. He began to visibly sweat.
The stranger in the shadows took one, long drink. At that moment, Choronzon, shaking, sweating, panicked, lept forward, grabbed the can and downed it all in one long gulp.
Realizing what he had done, he backed away, and the figure from the shadows advanced, joined by four more. The screams echoed from the hallway.
“No, no, stop! Stop! You can’t! Miley Cyrus SUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
Choronzon, the Hipster, is dead.
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It is now Day 3. Sorry for the delay, let's try and speed this up and have votes in by 5:00 PM EST Saturday. Thanks!
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therichport
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 16:55:28 GMT
AHA ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS WAS RIGHT
There are now 6 townies and 6 mafia.
Either the townies score a kill or, by Day 4, the mafia will win.
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therichport
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 16:58:15 GMT
That's probably the best nickname I've gotten on these fora. I'll be sure to keep it in mind you enjoy being called that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 17:03:28 GMT
AHA ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS WAS RIGHT There are now 6 townies and 6 mafia. Either the townies score a kill or, by Day 4, the mafia will win. There are 5 Mafia. Russian sex kitten, the Delimbifier, Purple Nurple, Superdouche and Drop Bear.
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 19, 2013 17:07:57 GMT
I'm voting Therichport because he's been weirdly quiet and Indi voted for him just before she got bumped off.
Not much to go on but it's the best I've got and my "Kill Poli!" movement hasn't, so far, had many backers.
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therichport
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 17:19:03 GMT
I'm voting Therichport because he's been weirdly quiet and Indi voted for him just before she got bumped off. Not much to go on but it's the best I've got and my "Kill Poli!" movement hasn't, so far, had many backers. ... Seriously? I've been weirdly quiet? That's what you call the last couple of pages where I haven't shut the hell up? If you'll recall, Indie picked me at random thanks to a number generator. Her decision to pick me had little to do with any reasoning. To go after me was a mistake in both instances. What's the matter, Ovi? Feeling defensive because I think you're mafia?
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 19, 2013 17:23:01 GMT
I'm voting Therichport because he's been weirdly quiet and Indi voted for him just before she got bumped off. Not much to go on but it's the best I've got and my "Kill Poli!" movement hasn't, so far, had many backers. ... Seriously? I've been weirdly quiet? That's what you call the last couple of pages where I haven't shut the hell up? If you'll recall, Indie picked me at random thanks to a number generator. Her decision to pick me had little to do with any reasoning. To go after me was a mistake in both instances. I must have missed that. I haven't been reading the thread as religiously as I should. No. I figure I don't need to be defensive in particular. There's nothing to suggest I'm mafia because, y'know, I'm not. I have faith that people will see past that.
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therichport
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 17:24:02 GMT
... Seriously? I've been weirdly quiet? That's what you call the last couple of pages where I haven't shut the hell up? If you'll recall, Indie picked me at random thanks to a number generator. Her decision to pick me had little to do with any reasoning. To go after me was a mistake in both instances. I must have missed that. I haven't been reading the thread as religiously as I should. No. I figure I don't need to be defensive in particular. There's nothing to suggest I'm mafia because, y'know, I'm not. I have faith that people will see past that. So... Who's being weirdly quiet NOW?
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 19, 2013 17:25:16 GMT
I must have missed that. I haven't been reading the thread as religiously as I should. No. I figure I don't need to be defensive in particular. There's nothing to suggest I'm mafia because, y'know, I'm not. I have faith that people will see past that. So... Who's being weirdly quiet NOW? Not me. I don't post on TBC that much on a regular day. This thread is no different. *shrug*
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therichport
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 17:34:25 GMT
So... Who's being weirdly quiet NOW? Not me. I don't post on TBC that much on a regular day. This thread is no different. *shrug* Is that right? You're totally maf, aren't you?
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 19, 2013 17:42:32 GMT
Not me. I don't post on TBC that much on a regular day. This thread is no different. *shrug* Is that right? No, I said it to confuse you, then cackled in a dastardly and maniacal manner. No. I am not. But I'm beginning to think, actually; the original basis I had for voting for you was pretty shaky, I now realise. I would apologise and take my vote back but you're being awfully suspicious, getting super defensive and accusing me of this, that and the other. You might not be mafia (I mean really it's impossible to tell until the game ends or one of us dies), but I figure it's a safe bet. If you're mafia, I've taken out someone in the mafia. Party. If you're not, you went to great lengths to accuse me of being something I'm not so I really won't feel all that bad if you die. It's a win-win.
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therichport
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 17:44:19 GMT
Is that right? No, I said it to confuse you, then cackled in a dastardly and maniacal manner. No. I am not. But I'm beginning to think, actually; the original basis I had for voting for you was pretty shaky, I now realise. I would apologise and take my vote back but you're being awfully suspicious, getting super defensive and accusing me of this, that and the other. You might not be mafia (I mean really it's impossible to tell until the game ends or one of us dies), but I figure it's a safe bet. If you're mafia, I've taken out someone in the mafia. Party. If you're not, you went to great lengths to accuse me of being something I'm not so I really won't feel all that bad if you die. It's a win-win. I'm not being defensive, I'm being accusatory. YOU'RE being defensive.
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 19, 2013 17:47:13 GMT
No, I said it to confuse you, then cackled in a dastardly and maniacal manner. No. I am not. But I'm beginning to think, actually; the original basis I had for voting for you was pretty shaky, I now realise. I would apologise and take my vote back but you're being awfully suspicious, getting super defensive and accusing me of this, that and the other. You might not be mafia (I mean really it's impossible to tell until the game ends or one of us dies), but I figure it's a safe bet. If you're mafia, I've taken out someone in the mafia. Party. If you're not, you went to great lengths to accuse me of being something I'm not so I really won't feel all that bad if you die. It's a win-win. I'm not being defensive, I'm being accusatory. Counter-attack is a form of defence. So, apparently, is capitalising random words. I'm trying to avoid being defensive. I like to think that calmly explaining my reasons for doing everything is a good way to win friends and show people the truth. Honesty will prevail, I hope.
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therichport
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 17:56:00 GMT
I'm not being defensive, I'm being accusatory. Counter-attack is a form of defence. So, apparently, is capitalising random words. I'm trying to avoid being defensive. I like to think that calmly explaining my reasons for doing everything is a good way to win friends and show people the truth. Honesty will prevail, I hope. Yes, you're super-good at mind games. ... NOT. Although, I must admit, arguing with mafia about whether they're mafia might be counter-productive. So, in the meanwhile, I'll wait. And stick with DogDoo7 as my vote, so Ovi will stop riding his high horse that is a donkey.
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 19, 2013 18:03:16 GMT
Counter-attack is a form of defence. So, apparently, is capitalising random words. I'm trying to avoid being defensive. I like to think that calmly explaining my reasons for doing everything is a good way to win friends and show people the truth. Honesty will prevail, I hope. Yes, you're super-good at mind games. Unintentionally, I must point out. Mind games are not something I wish to engage in. As I said, I'm aiming for openness. Wounding. Arguing with anyone about whether or not they're mafia is counter-productive and often messy. That's why this game is so entertaining. Jolly good idea. I'll do the same. Hmm, interesting. Any particular reason why? I've always liked donkeys in the same way I like goats. They seem cranky and pissed off. I can empathise with that.
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Post by therichport on Sept 19, 2013 18:06:32 GMT
Yes, you're super-good at mind games. Unintentionally, I must point out. Mind games are not something I wish to engage in. As I said, I'm aiming for openness. Wounding. Arguing with anyone about whether or not they're mafia is counter-productive and often messy. That's why this game is so entertaining. Jolly good idea. I'll do the same. Hmm, interesting. Any particular reason why? I've always liked donkeys in the same way I like goats. They seem cranky and pissed off. I can empathise with that. If there's anyone that's been more weirdly quiet than you, it's DogDoo7. In fact, there's many people who nobody ever seems to take into consideration. What's the best way to avoid being considered mafia than trying to stay invisible to people?
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 19, 2013 18:08:47 GMT
Unintentionally, I must point out. Mind games are not something I wish to engage in. As I said, I'm aiming for openness. Wounding. Arguing with anyone about whether or not they're mafia is counter-productive and often messy. That's why this game is so entertaining. Jolly good idea. I'll do the same. Hmm, interesting. Any particular reason why? I've always liked donkeys in the same way I like goats. They seem cranky and pissed off. I can empathise with that. If there's anyone that's been more weirdly quiet than you, it's DogDoo7. In fact, there's many people who nobody ever seems to take into consideration. What's the best way to avoid being considered mafia than trying to stay invisible to people? A good point. I was just thinking that I'd never really thought about DogDoo being mafia, but in a way that's the most suspicious thing of all.
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Sept 19, 2013 21:22:01 GMT
so Ovi will stop riding his high horse that is a donkey. Hilarious mental image.
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Sept 19, 2013 21:25:30 GMT
I think I'm going to vote DM. That façade of innocent dippiness is too convincing to be real.
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 20, 2013 17:57:16 GMT
so Ovi will stop riding his high horse that is a donkey. Hilarious mental image. :dontgetit: ...and I'm pretty damn sure I don't want to. Also, why the lack of voting, people?
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Post by desperatemarlas on Sept 20, 2013 23:17:47 GMT
I think I'm going to vote DM. That façade of innocent dippiness is too convincing to be real. The love of my life votes to lynch me!? ...!!! I feel faint-!
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Sept 20, 2013 23:20:11 GMT
I think I'm going to vote DM. That façade of innocent dippiness is too convincing to be real. The love of my life votes to lynch me!? ...!!! I feel faint-! Well, you voted for me... Wait, love of your life? I withdraw my vote.
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Sept 20, 2013 23:26:45 GMT
I recast my vote for Ovi. I still have that high horse donkey image in my head...
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Post by desperatemarlas on Sept 20, 2013 23:27:44 GMT
The love of my life votes to lynch me!? ...!!! I feel faint-! Well, you voted for me... Wait, love of your life? I withdraw my vote.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 0:19:59 GMT
I vote BD. I just have tingly feeling she's the mafia's Don Vito.
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Sept 21, 2013 8:09:34 GMT
I vote BD. I just have tingly feeling she's the mafia's Don Vito. Mr Life?
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Oviraptor
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Post by Oviraptor on Sept 21, 2013 10:04:00 GMT
I recast my vote for Ovi. I still have that high horse donkey image in my head... Ah here, leave it out
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Post by Dipshit on Sept 21, 2013 20:22:58 GMT
I realize that because I added the note to the end of the scene, and weekends are quiet, I'm going to extend voting to 8:00 PM EST Monday, just because weekends are quiet.
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Post by dubsy on Sept 21, 2013 21:42:55 GMT
I have no idea. I'm going to vote Poli because what the heck.
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Post by desperatemarlas on Sept 23, 2013 22:14:50 GMT
I'll go with lovely BD and vote Ovi
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