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Post by United Dependencies on Sept 10, 2013 0:04:19 GMT
I'm with Poli, I don't trust people who bandwagon. Edlichbury Thanks for your help last game. Speaking of last game: since I don't want to take any chances of upsetting someone and having them lead a bunch of people to lynch me I'm just going to go a head and vote- United Dependencies
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Post by Dipshit on Sept 10, 2013 0:07:10 GMT
I'm with Poli, I don't trust people who bandwagon. Edlichbury Thanks for your help last game. Speaking of last game: since I don't want to take any chances of upsetting someone and having them lead a bunch of people to lynch me I'm just going to go a head and vote- United DependenciesCan't vote for yourself, sorry.
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Post by Poli on Sept 10, 2013 0:09:05 GMT
Thanks for your help last game. Speaking of last game: since I don't want to take any chances of upsetting someone and having them lead a bunch of people to lynch me I'm just going to go a head and vote- United Dependencies Can't vote for yourself, sorry. With seven minutes to go, I suppose that can just count as a non-vote? (Please don't vote for me, UD! I want to liiiiiiiiiiive!) Alternatively, UD, vote Neo Art! He has it coming anyway.
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Post by Dipshit on Sept 10, 2013 0:09:47 GMT
Can't vote for yourself, sorry. With seven minutes to go, I suppose that can just count as a non-vote? (Please don't vote for me, UD! I want to liiiiiiiiiiive!) Alternatively, UD, vote Neo Art! He has it coming anyway. *sigh* you can't vote for me either. But yes, provided your "vote for yourself" doesn't ACTUALLY change the outcome, it's essentially not voting
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Post by Sniffles on Sept 10, 2013 0:12:05 GMT
With seven minutes to go, I suppose that can just count as a non-vote? (Please don't vote for me, UD! I want to liiiiiiiiiiive!) Alternatively, UD, vote Neo Art! He has it coming anyway. *sigh* you can't vote for me either. But yes, provided your "vote for yourself" doesn't ACTUALLY change the outcome, it's essentially not voting Computers can sigh now? Whatever will they think of next?.....
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Post by Poli on Sept 10, 2013 0:12:35 GMT
With seven minutes to go, I suppose that can just count as a non-vote? (Please don't vote for me, UD! I want to liiiiiiiiiiive!) Alternatively, UD, vote Neo Art! He has it coming anyway. *sigh* you can't vote for me either. Or maybe you just want us to think that so we'll fight each other! Everybody, let's kill the Batman evil computer! IT WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE ME FRENCH FRIES.
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Post by United Dependencies on Sept 10, 2013 0:14:24 GMT
*sigh* you can't vote for me either. But yes, provided your "vote for yourself" doesn't ACTUALLY change the outcome, it's essentially not voting Computers can sigh now? Whatever will they think of next?..... everlasting gobbstoppers
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Post by Dipshit on Sept 10, 2013 0:15:43 GMT
Samurai votes Poli Edlichbury votes Poli Sniffage votes Samurai Poli votess Edlichbury Napkiraly votes Poli Desperatemeasures votes Beautifuldarkness Beautifuldarkness votes Poli Muravyets votes Poli Sniffage downvotes Samurai, votes for Edlichbury Thesteelmagnolia votes Edlichbury Muravyets downvotes Poli, votes Edlichbury Edlichbury downvotes Poli, votes Samurai Ovi votes Poli Choronzon votes Edlichbury Indigo votes The Rich Port Dogdoo7 votes Napkiraly United Dependency can’t read rules Dubsy doesn’t vote The Rich Port doesn’t vote
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As sun set above the hollowed out cavern, one by one each of the captured heroes and villians wrote their vote down on a piece of paper, and slipped it into a crack in the rock labeled “vote for who dies here”.
Then they waited.
The minutes stretched on, until the voice of their captor once again boomed
“SHAMALAMADINGDONG 3.14159 HAS TABULATED YOUR VOTES. AND YOUR CHOSEN VICTIM IS…”
Blue
“oh you have to be fucking kidding me”
“SORRY, SORRY, MOMENTARY SYSTEM MALFUNCTION. ANYWAY. THE CHOSEN ONE IS…..YOU!”
The lights dimmed, except for a spotlight which shone brightly upon…Edlichbury. From the darkness, a giant mechanical claw reaches out, grabs Edlichbury and holds him aloft, the spotlight following him as he struggles
“What? No. You’re wrong. You can’t! You’ve got the wrong guy!” Edlichbury pushes and prods at the mechanical hand holding him aloft, without success. The lights turn back on, revealing he is dangling high above a pit in the floor.
“you can’t do this! You can’t, I swear, You’ve got the wrong guy”. Struggling proves futile, and after a moment he stops. His panicked expression fades into serenity, a calm acceptance of what is about to happen. He smiles.
“Remember me, at my daughter’s Quinceanera. Adios amigoooooooooooooooooos.” A sickening crack is heard as his body plummets into the pool of plastic discs below.
“HE SURE HEADED SOUTH! GET IT?”
“Yeah. We got it.”
“BECAUSE HE WAS CAPTAIN ECUADOR.”
“We figured that part out.”
“IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S MEXICAN.”
“Dude, stop being racist.”
The crowd disperses, soberly reflecting upon the death of a true hero. Later, the villains gather to plot their nefarious deeds.
Edlichbury, a.k.a Captain Ecuador, a townie, is dead.
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Post by Sniffles on Sept 10, 2013 0:16:19 GMT
Computers can sigh now? Whatever will they think of next?..... everlasting gobbstoppers They're called marbles.....
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Post by United Dependencies on Sept 10, 2013 0:16:49 GMT
Thanks for your help last game. Speaking of last game: since I don't want to take any chances of upsetting someone and having them lead a bunch of people to lynch me I'm just going to go a head and vote- United Dependencies Can't vote for yourself, sorry. Having chosen to take his life into his own hands, UD opts to argue with the lawyer: I don't see it in the rules.
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Post by Dipshit on Sept 10, 2013 0:17:06 GMT
It is now Night. Mafia, send me your target within 48 hours please
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Post by Poli on Sept 10, 2013 0:18:59 GMT
Samurai votes Poli Edlichbury votes Poli Sniffage votes Samurai Poli votess Edlichbury Napkiraly votes Poli Desperatemeasures votes Beautifuldarkness Beautifuldarkness votes Poli Muravyets votes Poli Sniffage downvotes Samurai, votes for Edlichbury Thesteelmagnolia votes Edlichbury Muravyets downvotes Poli, votes Edlichbury Edlichbury downvotes Poli, votes Samurai Ovi votes Poli Choronzon votes Edlichbury Indigo votes The Rich Port Dogdoo7 votes Napkiraly United Dependency can’t read rules Dubsy doesn’t vote The Rich Port doesn’t vote ____________________________ As sun set above the hollowed out cavern, one by one each of the captured heroes and villians wrote their vote down on a piece of paper, and slipped it into a crack in the rock labeled “vote for who dies here”. Then they waited. The minutes stretched on, until the voice of their captor once again boomed “SHAMALAMADINGDONG 3.14159 HAS TABULATED YOUR VOTES. AND YOUR CHOSEN VICTIM IS…” Blue “oh you have to be fucking kidding me” “SORRY, SORRY, MOMENTARY SYSTEM MALFUNCTION. ANYWAY. THE CHOSEN ONE IS…..YOU!” The lights dimmed, except for a spotlight which shone brightly upon…Edlichbury. From the darkness, a giant mechanical claw reaches out, grabs Edlichbury and holds him aloft, the spotlight following him as he struggles “What? No. You’re wrong. You can’t! You’ve got the wrong guy!” Edlichbury pushes and prods at the mechanical hand holding him aloft, without success. The lights turn back on, revealing he is dangling high above a pit in the floor. “you can’t do this! You can’t, I swear, You’ve got the wrong guy”. Struggling proves futile, and after a moment he stops. His panicked expression fades into serenity, a calm acceptance of what is about to happen. He smiles. “Remember me, at my daughter’s Quinceanera. Adios amigoooooooooooooooooos.” A sickening crack is heard as his body plummets into the pool of plastic discs below. “HE SURE HEADED SOUTH! GET IT?” “Yeah. We got it.” “BECAUSE HE WAS CAPTAIN ECUADOR.” “We figured that part out.” “IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S MEXICAN.” “Dude, stop being racist.” The crowd disperses, soberly reflecting upon the death of a true hero. Later, the villains gather to plot their nefarious deeds. Edlichbury, a.k.a Captain Ecuador, a townie, is dead. Aw, poop. I survived, but at what cost? Sorry, Captain Ed-cuador. *mournful corn dance*
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Post by United Dependencies on Sept 10, 2013 0:30:04 GMT
Samurai votes Poli Edlichbury votes Poli Sniffage votes Samurai Poli votess Edlichbury Napkiraly votes Poli Desperatemeasures votes Beautifuldarkness Beautifuldarkness votes Poli Muravyets votes Poli Sniffage downvotes Samurai, votes for Edlichbury Thesteelmagnolia votes Edlichbury Muravyets downvotes Poli, votes Edlichbury Edlichbury downvotes Poli, votes Samurai Ovi votes Poli Choronzon votes Edlichbury Indigo votes The Rich Port Dogdoo7 votes Napkiraly United Dependency can’t read rules Dubsy doesn’t vote The Rich Port doesn’t vote ____________________________ Edlichbury, a.k.a Captain Ecuador, a townie, is dead. Aw damn I liked his character... Wait... *does some counting* aw shit I could've tied it up. If only I knew how to count...
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Post by Indigo on Sept 10, 2013 0:36:09 GMT
Samurai votes Poli Edlichbury votes Poli Sniffage votes Samurai Poli votess Edlichbury Napkiraly votes Poli Desperatemeasures votes Beautifuldarkness Beautifuldarkness votes Poli Muravyets votes Poli Sniffage downvotes Samurai, votes for Edlichbury Thesteelmagnolia votes Edlichbury Muravyets downvotes Poli, votes Edlichbury Edlichbury downvotes Poli, votes Samurai Ovi votes Poli Choronzon votes Edlichbury Indigo votes The Rich Port Dogdoo7 votes Napkiraly United Dependency can’t read rules Dubsy doesn’t vote The Rich Port doesn’t vote ____________________________ As sun set above the hollowed out cavern, one by one each of the captured heroes and villians wrote their vote down on a piece of paper, and slipped it into a crack in the rock labeled “vote for who dies here”. Then they waited. The minutes stretched on, until the voice of their captor once again boomed “SHAMALAMADINGDONG 3.14159 HAS TABULATED YOUR VOTES. AND YOUR CHOSEN VICTIM IS…” Blue “oh you have to be fucking kidding me” “SORRY, SORRY, MOMENTARY SYSTEM MALFUNCTION. ANYWAY. THE CHOSEN ONE IS…..YOU!” The lights dimmed, except for a spotlight which shone brightly upon…Edlichbury. From the darkness, a giant mechanical claw reaches out, grabs Edlichbury and holds him aloft, the spotlight following him as he struggles “What? No. You’re wrong. You can’t! You’ve got the wrong guy!” Edlichbury pushes and prods at the mechanical hand holding him aloft, without success. The lights turn back on, revealing he is dangling high above a pit in the floor. “you can’t do this! You can’t, I swear, You’ve got the wrong guy”. Struggling proves futile, and after a moment he stops. His panicked expression fades into serenity, a calm acceptance of what is about to happen. He smiles. “Remember me, at my daughter’s Quinceanera. Adios amigoooooooooooooooooos.” A sickening crack is heard as his body plummets into the pool of plastic discs below. “HE SURE HEADED SOUTH! GET IT?” “Yeah. We got it.” “BECAUSE HE WAS CAPTAIN ECUADOR.” “We figured that part out.” “IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S MEXICAN.” “Dude, stop being racist.” The crowd disperses, soberly reflecting upon the death of a true hero. Later, the villains gather to plot their nefarious deeds. Edlichbury, a.k.a Captain Ecuador, a townie, is dead. Aw, poop. I survived, but at what cost? Sorry, Captain Ed-cuador. *mournful corn dance* We shall honour him with zombie corn! *nod*
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Post by panicberry on Sept 10, 2013 0:45:29 GMT
Samurai votes Poli Edlichbury votes Poli Sniffage votes Samurai Poli votess Edlichbury Napkiraly votes Poli Desperatemeasures votes Beautifuldarkness Beautifuldarkness votes Poli Muravyets votes Poli Sniffage downvotes Samurai, votes for Edlichbury Thesteelmagnolia votes Edlichbury Muravyets downvotes Poli, votes Edlichbury Edlichbury downvotes Poli, votes Samurai Ovi votes Poli Choronzon votes Edlichbury Indigo votes The Rich Port Dogdoo7 votes Napkiraly United Dependency can’t read rules Dubsy doesn’t vote The Rich Port doesn’t vote ____________________________ Edlichbury, a.k.a Captain Ecuador, a townie, is dead. Aw damn I liked his character... Wait... *does some counting* aw shit I could've tied it up. If only I knew how to count... You'll note that I could have done the exact same thing as I changed my vote off of Poli. Now I get to watch all of you scramble, and that's fun.
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Post by Sniffles on Sept 10, 2013 0:46:52 GMT
Aw damn I liked his character... Wait... *does some counting* aw shit I could've tied it up. If only I knew how to count... You'll note that I could have done the exact same thing as I changed my vote off of Poli. Now I get to watch all of you scramble, and that's fun. A Super Hero doesn't fear death.
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Post by panicberry on Sept 10, 2013 0:48:47 GMT
You'll note that I could have done the exact same thing as I changed my vote off of Poli. Now I get to watch all of you scramble, and that's fun. A Super Hero doesn't fear death. MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT BEFORE LYNCHING ME. I mean, oh dear I am dead.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 13:52:29 GMT
A Super Hero doesn't fear death. MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT BEFORE LYNCHING ME. I mean, oh dear I am dead. Maybe this is like your force ghost or something. What does ghost corn taste like, amigo?
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Post by panicberry on Sept 10, 2013 17:24:50 GMT
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT BEFORE LYNCHING ME. I mean, oh dear I am dead. Maybe this is like your force ghost or something. What does ghost corn taste like, amigo? The corn here won't stop dancing. I'd feel weird eating it. I'll just go hunting.
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Post by Indigo on Sept 10, 2013 18:45:46 GMT
Maybe this is like your force ghost or something. What does ghost corn taste like, amigo? The corn here won't stop dancing. I'd feel weird eating it. I'll just go hunting. For what? Popcorn?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 19:11:57 GMT
Maybe this is like your force ghost or something. What does ghost corn taste like, amigo? The corn here won't stop dancing. I'd feel weird eating it. I'll just go hunting. Hunt the vile tomatoes, young warrior. Make me proud in Odin's honour!
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Post by Dipshit on Sept 13, 2013 1:47:21 GMT
The human squirrel prowled the vastness of the underground caverns, silently observing those who wished to keep their deeds secret. She recorded notes, catalogued her suspicions, and slowly began to discern who was who in this subterranean madhouse.
Her deed for the night done, she crept back to her room, keeping to the shadows. She approached the door when suddenly, the world seemed to spin sideways. She was struck from above, as is some heavy weight dropped upon her.
She fell forward, sprawled on her back. From the shadows, five figured loomed in the darkness.
“now, look vat the cat dragged in.” Russian Sex Kitten laughed. “or should I say…..squirrel?”
The Human Squirrel tried to hide her fear. “I know who you are!”
“Da. And ve know who you are too,” RSK bent down, pulling off the squirrel cowl. “Indi. Don’t vowy. Today is a good day. Today the world’s 527,313th greatest detective gets a promotion”. RSK stood, turned, and walked away, as the remaining figures of the Guild of Evil circled in.
“Delimibfy her”.
“With pleasure boss.”
The darkness consumed the screams
Indi, a.k.a. the flying squirrel, the detective, is dead.
It is now day 2.
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Post by panicberry on Sept 13, 2013 2:50:25 GMT
I know I'm already dead, but NO THEY KILLED INDI! Get them. Get them for us.
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Post by Indigo on Sept 13, 2013 3:22:08 GMT
I know I'm already dead, but NO THEY KILLED INDI! Get them. Get them for us.
Whooo, I'm speaking from beyond the graveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Post by panicberry on Sept 13, 2013 3:33:48 GMT
I know I'm already dead, but NO THEY KILLED INDI! Get them. Get them for us.
Whooo, I'm speaking from beyond the graveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. We are the most useless ghosts ever.
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Post by Indigo on Sept 13, 2013 3:43:52 GMT
Whooo, I'm speaking from beyond the graveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. We are the most useless ghosts ever. Yeah, I know, right? I can't even press this button to vote for the next person!
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Post by panicberry on Sept 13, 2013 3:46:57 GMT
We are the most useless ghosts ever. Yeah, I know, right? I can't even press this button to vote for the next person! And most ghosts haunt their murderers or try to lead the good people to them to get them voted out. We just sit here, watching things. Starting voting meatbags!
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Post by muravyets on Sept 13, 2013 4:22:06 GMT
I'm finding this game limiting because I don't have an alter-ego character to play. The distracted forum poster who doesn't really give a shit anyway isn't generating enough stage business. Hrm...
I vote Samurai because because.
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Post by TSM on Sept 13, 2013 5:54:18 GMT
welp fuck.
I'll hope on the Samurai bandwagon I guess. Nothing better to do.
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Post by The Beautiful Darkness on Sept 13, 2013 9:48:23 GMT
Hoping on a bandwagon seems awfully suspicious to me. Vote TSM.
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